MY SECOND RECORD

WELCOME TO MY SECOND RECORD
A NEW SLEW OF TUNES FOR YOU
LIKE THE FIRST ONE IT IS CHECKERED
WITH A LOT OF WORDS AND FOOD

MY SECOND, MY SECOND, MY SECOND RECORD
THIS ONE TOOK ME QUITE AWHILE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALL LIQUORED
UP FOR IT TO MAKE YOU SMILE

SHORT AND FAST, SLOW AND LONG
HERE COME ALL THE OTHER SONGS

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I WISH I WAS A KID AGAIN

I WISH I COULD BEGIN AGAIN
LET INFORMATION IN AGAIN
TO BE NATURALLY THIN AGAIN
AND FEEL REAL CLOSE TO KIN AGAIN
TO DREAD THE MEDICINE AGAIN
AND MAKE A HEALTHY DIN AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A KID AGAIN

I'D LIKE TO START BRAND NEW AGAIN
BEFORE I EVER GREW AGAIN
TO GURGLE, SPIT AND COO AGAIN
AND SING "THE COW GOES MOO" AGAIN
THE FIRST TIME TO THE ZOO AGAIN
READ "HORTON HEARS A WHO" AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS BRAND NEW AGAIN

IF I KNEW NOW WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THEN
I WOULDN'T BE RIGHT WHERE I AM
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WAS A KID AGAIN

I WISH I WAS A LAD AGAIN
SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY DAD AGAIN
TO NOT KNOW GOOD FROM BAD AGAIN
A NURSERY SCHOOL GRAD AGAIN
JUST CRAYONS AND A PAD AGAIN
WEAR PANTS AND SHIRT BOTH PLAID AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A LAD AGAIN

I WANT TO BE A BOY AGAIN
TO NOT HAVE TO ACT COY AGAIN
TO WEAR CLOTHES BY ROB ROY AGAIN
AND HEAR GRANDMA SAY "OY!" AGAIN
TO PLAY WITH MY NEW TOY AGAIN
AND HEAR THE SONG "CONVOY" AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A BOY AGAIN

YOU CAN'T REDO YOUR CHILDHOOD
BUT SOMETIMES DREAMING'S TWICE AS GOOD
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WAS A KID AGAIN

I WISH I WAS A TYKE AGAIN
BOYS AND GIRLS LOOK ALIKE AGAIN
MY FIRST "CONDENSER MIC" AGAIN
GO ON A CUB SCOUT HIKE AGAIN
TO RIDE MY LITTLE BIKE AGAIN
GET SCARED AND YELL OUT "YIKES!" AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A TYKE AGAIN

I WISH I WAS A CHILD AGAIN
THE HEIGHT OF JUVENILED AGAIN
NOT CARE HOW HAIR IS STYLED AGAIN
AND WATCH THE "KINGDOM WILD" AGAIN
TO MARCH IN SINGLE FILE AGAIN
AND BE NEWLY BEGUILED AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A CHILD AGAIN

SOME PEOPLE NEVER, EVER GROW UP
BUT WHO DOESN'T LOVE A PUP?
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WAS A KID AGAIN

I WISH MY SLATE WAS CLEAN AGAIN
MUCH YOUNGER THAN PRETEEN AGAIN
WHEN NUDE WAS NOT OBSCENE AGAIN
AND EAT A NEW "PEAK FREEN" AGAIN
READ "HIGHLIGHTS" MAGAZINE AGAIN
WHEN ALL WAS PEACHY KEEN AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH MY SLATE WAS CLEAN AGAIN

I WISH I COULD BEGIN AGAIN
TO KNOCK DOWN JUST ONE PIN AGAIN
TO WATCH THE METS' BIG WIN AGAIN
AND SWIM WITH FEARS OF FIN AGAIN
TO LAUGH AT GILLIGAN AGAIN
AND SEE MY FIRST CHAPLIN AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WISH I WAS A KID AGAIN
I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH, I WISH
I WAS A KID

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BROTHER NATURE

BROTHER NATURE'S PLAYING
A GAME FOR THE AGES
HE'S SHUFFLING THE PAGES
OF HISTORY
BROTHER NATURE'S PLAYING
A GAME FOR THE AGES
HE'S HUSTLING CONTAGIOUS
IN MYSTERY

BRANCHES OF THE TREES ARE VEINS
THAT FLOW WITH WATER
FROM ANOTHER TIME
RIVERS ARE RESILIENT
CLOUDS ARE PROUD
GRASS IS GREGARIOUS
NATURE'S JIGSAW PUZZLE
PATCHWORK FIELDS THE HEAVENS'
CHECKERBOARD IN MIME
WIND IS THE INVISIBLE GAME PIECE
HUMANS ARE NOTORIOUS
FOR CHEATING

BIRDS WILL SWIRL AND SWERVE
MIXED IN A COCKTAIL OF
THE FOG AND MOON AND STARS
HILLS AND VALLEYS JUST A CARPET
TO COVER PAST MISTAKES
IN STRATEGY
UNASSUMING ANIMALS ARE WISE
TO ALL THE SECRETS OF THE SUN
STORMY SKIES BLUFF ABOVE
NATURAL CATASTROPHES
UP THE ANTE

BROTHER NATURE'S PLAYING
A GAME FOR THE AGES
HE'S SHUFFLING THE PAGES
OF HISTORY
BROTHER NATURE'S PLAYING
A GAME FOR THE AGES
HE'S RUSTLING OUTRAGEOUS
IN MYSTERY

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SWINGIN'

SHOULDA BEEN A DOCTOR
COULDA BEEN A LAWYER
NOW I'M UP IN THIS SEQUOIA
GONNA CASH A PAYCHECK
WITH MY NECK BY SWINGIN'
(WHAT AM I THINKIN'?)
SHOULDA SAVED MY MONEY
COULDA HAD A CUSHION
THE ECONOMY IS BUSH-IN'
AIN'T GOT SQUAT HID IN MY COT
I'M SWINGIN'
(OUCH, THIS IS STINGIN')

SWINGIN' . . . OVER DEBT
SWINGIN' . . . WITH NO NET
SWINGIN' . . . YOU CAN BET
A TAX CUT AIN'T NO TOURNIQUET

WOULDA HAD A CHANCE
TO PICK A NEW PROFESSION
BUT THANKS TO THIS DAMN RECESSION
MY ONLY SKILL IS SIPPIN' SWILL
I'M SWINGIN'
(MY PHONE ISN'T RINGIN')

SWINGIN' . . . WITH NO BAT
SWINGIN' . . . I'M NO CAT
SWINGIN' . . . THIS HABITAT
AIN'T GOT SCRAPS TO FEED A RAT

I CAN'T AFFORD THE WATER BILL
TO EVEN STAY AFLOAT
THE ONLY GOOD NOOSE THAT I GOT
IS TIGHT AROUND MY THROAT

SHOULDA BEEN A DOCTOR
COULDA BEEN A LAWYER
NOW I CAN'T FIND NO EMPLOYER
THAT'LL PAY A DIME FOR KILLING TIME
BY SWINGIN' (I'M FINISHED SINGIN')

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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE IN DOUBLE ZERO
EVERYONE LIVED ON THE PLANET EARTH
I HAD A LOVER, HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS
WORKED A LOT AND ALWAYS SAID HELLO

BUT NOW IT'S 2099
OH HOW THOSE OLD DAYS LOOK DIVINE
SO SONNY WOULD YOU BE SO KIND
AND HELP ME INTO SOME NEW BRINE?

SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA

AT DOUBLE ZERO THERE WAS A FEAR OF
EVERYTHING SHUTTING DOWN FOR GOOD
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED EXCEPT SOME LAUGHING
AULD LANG SYNE, CONFETTI AND BALLOONS

AND LIFE CONTINUED AS IT WAS
PEOPLE WERE HAPPY JUST BECAUSE
TOO BAD THEY COULDN'T HEAR THE BUZZ
OF FUTURE VISITORS FROM ZUZZZ

SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BREATHE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA

THEY CAME IN 2024
APPARENTLY THEY TURNED THE SHORE
INTO AN INCINERATOR
GOOD THING WE MOVED TO MARS BEFORE
THEY MELTED BOMBS AND GUNS AND PLANES
AND MADE ROBOTS FROM THE REMAINS
SO PEACE COULD ALWAYS BE MAINTAINED
OH YEAH, THEY ALSO TOOK OUR BRAINS
FOR FORTY YEARS THE EARTH WAS THEIRS
BUT HUMAN BEINGS HAD NO CARES
HAPPINESS HAPPENED EVERYWHERE
UNTIL THE '64 WORLD'S FAIR . . .

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE PEOPLE HAD BABIES
THEY WOULD RAISE UP INTO AN ADULT
IT WASN'T EASY WITH ALL THE SLEAZIES
AND THE TEMPTATION TO GO ASTRAY

BUT NOW IN 2099
OFFSPRING ARE SPRINGING UP JUST FINE
125 AND I'M READY TO GIVE BIRTH ONE MORE TIME

SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA
SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO BREATHE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA
SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GRIEVE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA
SURE WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE ANYMORE
BUT YOU KNOW WE'VE STILL GOT NOSTALGIA

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NINE MILE ROAD

MEET ME AT THE CRUX OF THE NINE MILE ROAD
ON YOUR FEET OF CALLOUSES
COME LET US WALK
'MONGST THE CROAKING OF TOADS
UNDER CLOUDS LIKE PALACES

OUR LOVE WAS LOST BUT A LONG TIME AGO
POISON WORDS AND CIRCUMSTANCE
THESE DAYS THE COST IS MORE THAN YOU KNOW
TO DECLINE SUCH FINE ROMANCE

THE NINE MILE ROAD IS OUR LIFELINE HOME
THE NINE MILE ROAD IS A THORNY ROSE
UNTIL WE LAUGH, UNTIL WE GROW
MEET ME AT THE NINE MILE ROAD
NINE MILE ROAD BRING US ROUND AGAIN

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SPLENDID

WHY DO I WILE MY DAY AWAY
SAD AND GLUM?
WHY DO I HIDE MY SMILE AWAY
COLD AND NUMB?
AS THE LIGHT SLOWLY SLIDES AWAY
THERE'S RELIEF
TIME IS NIGH FOR MY BOW TIE AND CANE
GAME SHOW TEETH SO . . .

I HOP IN A TAXI
AND SIT IN THE BACK SEAT
LOOKING ALL SNAZZY
AND SIPPING CHAMPAGNE
I'M NEWLY CONTENTED
'CAUSE I'M FEELING SPLENDID

SO CALL ME MR. NIGHT LIFE
BUT PLEASE DON'T SAY IT 'ROUND MY WIFE
AIN'T GOT TIME FOR HIGH STRIFE
SING AND DANCE AND BE GAY
KEEP THE DAYLIGHT AWAY

MAYBE IT'S THE WAY THAT I WEAR MY HAT
OR MAYBE ITS THE SCOOBY-DOOS IN MY SCAT
FACT OF THE MATTER IS I'M ALL THAT!

I'M CHARMING AND DAPPER
AND WHAT IS THE CAPPER
A TALENTED TAPPER
WITH STYLE AND GRACE
I'M HIGHLY BEFRIENDED
NOW I'M FEELING SPLENDID
(THAT IS WHY MY FROWN HAS UPENDED)

SO CALL ME MR. NIGHT LIFE
BUT PLEASE DON'T SAY IT 'ROUND MY WIFE
AIN'T GOT TIME FOR HIGH STRIFE
SING AND DANCE AND BE GAY
KEEP THE DAYLIGHT AWAY

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LAURA

WE MET A DAY BEFORE THE WAR
NOT A SHOT HAD FIRED
WE MET TWO WEEKS AFTER MY PERSONAL
AD EXPIRED
YOU THOUGHT I'D JUST CHECK YOU OUT
INSTEAD OF GOING TO MEET YA'
BUT I WAS EYING CREAM CHEESE
AND NOT A PIECE OF PIZZA

LAURA, LAURA
YOU MEAN SO MUCH MORE TO ME
THAN SOME ISRAELI TORAH
LAURA, LAURA
IN THIRTY YEARS I'LL TAKE YOU HAND
FOR IN RICHER OR IN POORER
LAURA, LAURA
I'LL BE WITH YOU FOREVER, ONE DAY

IN SIX MONTHS WE HAVE GROWN TOGETHER
TALKING GAVE WAY TO KISSING
OUR PASSIONS HEATED LIKE THE WEATHER
SHIVERING BECAME SHVITZING
THE FUTURE SOON WILL BE THE PAST
THE HOURGLASS SANDS ARE SLIDING
DON'T WORRY DARLING, I'LL BE WITH YOU
SURE AS HENRY WILL BE BITING

HAIR UP, HAIR DOWN, HAIR UP, HAIR DOWN

LAURA, YOU'RE A
BEAUTIFUL GIRL FROM THE OUTSIDE
RIGHT DOWN TO YOUR CORE-A
LAURA, LAURA
HALF A YEAR, BUT THE TIME OF MY LIFE

FOODIE FEEDIE BECOMES CHUCKY
EAT TAHINI, MUFFINS SHMUCKIE
PIECE OF SQUID IS VERY YUCKY
JOGGING PAST "BEWARE OF DUCKIES"
HENRY, BINGO, LA AND CODY
FERRY, PADDLE AND ROWBOATIE
AMBER WAVES AND ANSWER ME
MONSTER FACES, A&E
MINIATURE GOLF, THE ST. RITA
FOOD'S NOT THAT GOOD, EAT A PITA
I'M SORRY, ARE YOU SURE?
POINTING FUNNY, DRIVING POOR
AFTER ALICE WALKING HOME
SILLY VOICES, I HATE FOAM
TAKE THE TRAIN TO ALLENHURST
LAUGHING LOUD THEN LIPS ARE PURSED
NEW YORK PRESS, T-SHIRT DRESS
BASEBALL CAP, CACTUS SAP
PACIFIC NORTHWEST, TURKEY BREAST
FRESH ESPRESSO, TOO MUCH PESTO
RITA, BETTY, CARL AND DORIS
CHERRY TOMATOES FROM MORRIS
POOP DECK DOOR, LUNGE FOR SAUCE
FRIDAY CHORES, WEEKDAY COURSE
BATHTUB MEAL, BABAGANOUCHIE,
SON OF THE LAKE CATCHING SUSHI
AV DIRECTORS, I LOVE LUCY
I JUST BLACKED OUT, ASS IS SQUOOSHIE,
A BACK SCRATCHY, FALL ASLEEPIE,
GOOFY Q-TIPS, LOTS OF PEE PEE
ETC. ETC. ETC.

THEY SAY THAT GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE WHO WAIT
THE BEST THING EVER WAS OUR FIRST DATE

PASTA BLAH BLAH, CAFE' SHA SHA

LAURA, LAURA
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED OF
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE-A
LAURA, LAURA
WHAT A GIRL, WHAT A GIRLFRIEND YOU ARE

TICKLING, GRUNTING, KNEADING, DUNKING

LAURA, LAURA
I LOVE YOU

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TREASURE

ANCHORS AWEIGH
OUT IN THE SPRAY
TREASURE AWAITS
SEALING OUR FATE

WAIT 'TILL THE BOUNTY'S FOUND
WE'LL HEAR THE TRUMPETS SOUND
AND WE WILL ALL DRINK DOWN OUR BEER

OCEAN OF GRAY
NO LAND IN SIGHT
CAPS ON THE WAVES
FOR TWENTY NIGHTS
WINDS STARTS TO PLAY
SAILS ARE FASTENED TIGHT

WHAT IF WE RUN AGROUND?
WHAT IF THE SHIP'S UNSOUND
WHAT IF WE ALL JUST DROWN IN FEAR?

GOLD . . . LOOK AT THE RAINBOW
GOLD . . . LOOK AT THE SUNSET

WHAT IF THE WORLD IS ROUND?
WHAT IF WE FAIL THE CROWN?
WHAT IF WE SAIL AROUND FOR YEARS?

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MESMERIZED

IT'S NOT MY DIET, IT'S PERFECTLY BALANCED
ALL MY VITAL ELECTRONS ARE VALENCED
MORE POTENT THAN A DOSE OF
EXTRAORDINARY WISDOM
THERE'S SOMETHING FOREIGN IN MY SYSTEM

MESMERIZED, HYPNOTIZED
I AM WALKING AROUND IN A STUPOR
SPINNING WITHIN A LOOP D' LOOPER
MESMERIZED

MESMERIZED, MAGNETIZED
I'M TIME TRAVELING IN OUTER SPATIAL
RAINBOWS UNROLLING BELOW MY FACIAL
MESMERIZED

THIS TIME IT'S LOVE OH THIS TIME IT'S LOVE
GIDDY INSIDE, IT'S BONAFIDE
I KNOW THIS TIME IT'S LOVE

MESMERIZED, GOOGLE-EYED
ALL REALITY IS OUT OF PHASE NOW
UNCLEAR AGAIN IN A HAPPY DAZE NOW
MESMERIZED

THIS TIME IT'S LOVE OH THIS TIME IT'S LOVE
GIDDY INSIDE, IT'S VERIFIED
I KNOW THIS TIME IT'S LOVE

MESMERIZED

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IS LOVE THERE?

I WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO IN THE SUMMERTIME
AND ALL I FOUND WAS CHILLY FOG AND LONELY HEARTS
IF ALL YOU NEED IS IN THE AIR LIKE OXYGEN
THEN WHAT'S THIS CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED THAT STINKS?

SO IS LOVE THERE?
WHERE IS LOVE WHERE?

YOU'LL FIND SOME IN THAT ACTRESS HEWITT'S
MIDDLE NAME
CONNECT WITH IT ON CHUCK WOOLERY'S TV GAME
ADD A 'G' AND ENTER BASEBALL'S HALL OF FAME
THIS SILLY SONG IS GETTING LAME

I TOOK A RADAR ROLLER COASTER TO A JUNGLE SHACK
THE ONLY THING FOR KEEPING WAS A BOAT FOR SALE

SO IS LOVE THERE? (IT WAS BUT IT'S NOT)
WHERE IS LOVE WHERE? (IT'S NOT WHERE IT WAS)

THEY SAY THE LOOK OF IT IS IN YOUR EYES (TWO TIMES)
BUT YOU'RE JUST DRUNK ON POTION #9 (ON THE ROCKS)

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HALFWAY TO HEAVEN

THERE'S NO NEED FOR RELIGION
IF YOU'VE GOT BUT A SMIDGEN
OF BELIEF IN WHERE YOU'RE GOING
ONCE YOU'RE BONES
SO DON'T CALL YOUR CREATOR,
HE'LL JUST SAY 'SEE YOU LATER'
AND LEAVE YOU WITH
A THUNDEROUS DIAL TONE

EVER SINCE THE BIG BANG
A SPIRIT CALLED THE YIN-YANG
HAS BLURRED THE LINE BETWEEN
WHAT'S BAD AND GOOD
ABNORMAL DIDN'T FIT SO
THEY LABELED ME A SCHIZO
I'D LOVE TO KILL THEM
BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

I'M ONLY HALFWAY TO HEAVEN
LIKE BREAD THAT'S UNLEAVENED
I NEED MUCH MORE THAN TIME
TO HELP ME RISE
SO WHILE I SAY HELLO TO HELL
AND WISH THE DEVIL WELL
PLEASE SAVE ME A SEAT UP IN THE SKY

IT'S CLOUDY WHERE I'M GOIN'
AND DOWN HERE WE'RE ALL GLOWIN'
I HOPE MY TAN IS SHOWIN'
ON THE DAY THAT I ARRIVE

PART OF ME'S AN ANGEL
THE REST OF ME'S DERANGELLED
THIS WAS TABULATED WHEN I DIED
IF ONLY I'D BEEN NICER
INSTEAD OF TRYING TO ICE HER
MY WINGTIPS WOULDN'T BE HERE
GETTING FRIED

BEFORE I CLIMB THIS LADDER
I BETTER CLEAR MY BLADDER
'CAUSE IT'S A MIGHTY DISTANCE
TO ASCEND
IT WON'T BE SUCH A LONG WAIT
IF NO ONE'S GUARDING THE GATE
ASSUMING I CAN GET THE BARS TO BEND

I'M ONLY HALFWAY TO HEAVEN
LIKE BREAD THAT'S UNLEAVENED
I NEED MUCH MORE THAN TIME
TO HELP ME RISE
SO WHILE I SAY HELLO TO HELL
AND WISH THE DEVIL WELL
PLEASE SAVE ME A SEAT UP IN THE SKY

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PRETTY PRETTY NEW YORK CITY

ENGLAND'S IMMATURE
THEY STILL THINK BENNY HILL IS FUNNY
FRANCE WE ALL DEPLORE
THEY TALK IN FRENCH, THEIR CHEESE IS RUNNY
L.A. IS TOO CHIC
EARTHQUAKES SHAKE THE BEST MARTINIS
MEN IN ROME WILL GLADLY TAKE YOU HOME
TO SHOW YOU THEIR ZUCCHINIS

WHY NOT VISIT PRETTY PRETTY NEW YORK CITY?
SO EXQUISITE EVEN GARBAGE MEN ARE WITTY
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO!

TAXIS ARE A TRIP UP AND DOWNTOWN IN A JIFFY
EACH OF THEM EQUIPPED WITH TOILETRIES
TO KEEP YOU SPIFFY
SUBWAYS ARE SERENE
WINE AND DINE WITH PERFECT STRANGERS
REPARTEE' AND CREME BRULEE,
HEY! GAINING WEIGHT IS YOUR ONLY DANGER

WHY NOT VISIT PRETTY PRETTY NEW YORK CITY?
PLEASE DON'T MISS IT
JUST A WEEK AND YOU'LL BE GIDDY
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO!

WALK ALONG THE AVENUE
MEET AND GREET 10 MILLION FRIENDLY FACES
BOW AND CURTSY, SAY 'HOW'D YOU DO?"
GRINNING PUTS A WINNING FACE
ON ALL HUMAN RACES
IT'S THE BESTEST OF PLACES!

CLIMB THE EMPIRE STATE
LADY LIBERTY'S YOUR ESCORT
PERFUME FILLS THE AIR
FROM CENTRAL PARK TO SOUTH STREET SEAPORT
CHILDREN LOVE TIMES SQUARE
A CORNUCOPIA OF KOOKY
YOUNG AND OLD GRAB YOUR COAT
WRITE THAT NOTE, IT'S TIME TO PLAY HOOKY

C'MON VISIT PRETTY PRETTY NEW YORK CITY
HOW EXPLICIT NEED WE BE SINGING THIS DITTY?
WHAT TIME IS IT? IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO!!!

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KLOREEN

KLOREEN, WITH EYES OF POOLS OF BLUE
YOUR SHEEN, A GENTLE, LILTING HUE

LET ME DIVE INTO YOUR SEA OF BLOND
HAIRLIKE, SNARELIKE GENTLE FROND
TO BEAT A BACKSTROKE ON BEYOND
THE SUN SOAKED HORIZON
WITH YOUR EYES ON ME

KLOREEN, WITH EYES OF POOLS OF BLUE
YOUNG QUEEN, A PURPOSE TO PURSUE

LET ME FLOAT MY LITTLE BODY BOAT
BY YOUR PURRING, FURRY THROAT
A GIRLISH WHIRLPOOL WHERE I TOTE
MY TENSION REVOLVING
DISSOLVING FROM A SCREE

EIGHTY BATHING BEAUTIES FROM THE MOVIES
COULD NOT MATCH YOUR AQUA SPECTACULAR

RAINDROPS REBOUND IN TRIPLICATE
TEARDROPS TRICKLING ARE TICKLING IT
SUNSPOTS GRAPPLE TO EVAPORATE
PARAMECIUM POPULATE
NO ACTIVITY OF THIS NATURE
THROWS PACIFITY FROM YOUR STATURE

KLOREEN, I'M KEEN ON YOU